Totally bonkers...

Well, for gosh sakes… What’s up with Haloscan anyway? Anyone? Totally screwy these days…

Speaking of screwy, yesterday I woke up, logged on and this, my first email of the day was waiting for me:

Subject: Thursday. Thursday? Thursday!

Well. I'm not sure I understand what you're trying to say. Do you think you're being funny? I'm not really sure that cheese should be yellow. Although the right salami can make for a tasty sandwich. Did you remember to wind your watch? Where was the valve stem when the eaglet fell out of the nest? I'm sure you know what I'm saying. I know, I know. You ARE pretty darned funny. Good mornings generally precede good afternoons. Guacamole is a word that is enjoyable to say. Pine trees can be tall. Black holes are dense. When you put the pedal to the metal do you giggle uncontrollably or merely chortle and snort? I thought so. Oh. I almost forgot. Thursday. Yep. That's correct. Was the package really as heavy as it looked? Or was it all just an optical contusion? Or a state of confusion? Or a mild delusion? Did it drive you into seclusion? I came to the same conclusion. Peach fuzz tickles. Two heads are better than one. Four rings signify the finest automobiles a person can drive. Wyoming is big. So is Montana. Why is there no West Carolina? The Fonz just told him to "sit on it"!! And then they all cashed their paychecks before playing the ponies. Did you know that Winchester, NH is the home of the toothbrush? If it had been invented anywhere else, they would have called it a teethbrush. (rim shot) I like pizza. Is that all you have to say for yourself? Oh boy.

Don’t feel bad if you’re confused. It was from my very dear friend who is actually quite smart and usually sane, but obviously he needs a different job. Or a long vacation…