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Spam E-mail Subject Lines


I’m sure we’ve all received unsolicited e-mail advertisements in our inbox. For awhile I was getting a lot of them, some incomprehensible and some downright raunchy. Here are my favorites.
The Incomprehensible:

class action suit lunatics over 4
labyrinth looking glasses near 3
remission asceticism byroad
demon curses around 0562
razor blade pockets of 54
ephemeral grapple
flout cahill
canoe obstruent
vasectomy ham
scooby snack widows
eggplant lunatics
elderly salmon
sheriff 761 clodhoppers
labyrinth trombones
edwin bullhead football
My Name Is Water
blood clot ruffians
salad dressing mirrors
cab driver bonbons
taxidermist cream puffs
guardian angel alchemists
faceplate cavort defray
Just as i thought, Scotty Caspian

The Raunchy:

Sticky man juice
Splattered and smiling
Girls taking a leak!
Spicy Latinas wanna taste your big burrito
Farm Girls who really LOVE their animals
Sword-swallowing babes: Eager sucking mouths
umblemished coed teens passed out on the toilet
she's never too old to smoke your pole
Katie is showing serious cameltoe. LOOK.
facials, blowjobs, balljobs, cumbaths
lurrrving it in every hole

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